Haha...nuts to you guy!

I'm 6'1" I can pull it off!

*grabs ice cream sandwich*

Thuddup!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

I think the fact that one of the ponies died and took my balloons made me sick.

This sucks...I don't want a million dead ponies delivered to me!

THIS IS HORSE SHIT! (no pun intended) I want my million ponies...or or..or YOU'LL GET IT! I mean it! I don't have a problem bending you over and spanking you till youre crying!

My apartment cannot hold all those ponies! You must be rich to buy me that many, and incredibly in love with me.
We ca put the ponies at my dads house he has a huge ol' house with a huge backyard...But of course I'll want to have those balloons (i have a thing for balloons)

So what you're saying is I gave off the high school girl vibe...but the fact that he came after me too was fine? Yeah, very cool.
You are now on my shit list...to make up for it I will need 3 mini ponies and a million balloons that say "Sorry!"
Go..
Go boy and do your job.

The saggy tits thing is bullshit, that is why I get pissed off. You didn't realize when Shamoononon said the exact thing, she called all the girls fugly. Why didn't anyone go after her? That is why I get shit? because I said something that is obviously right there? If you're going to give me crap or judge me, make sure you don't look like a hypocrite doing so. I'm 18 but I'm not stupid...do you really think you guys sound intelligent coming after me when you guys all talk about hoes and tits and ass and say dirty things? I am a character, I am outspoken and I honestly don't care. Just because I don't type 100% great all the time or at any time for that matter, doesn't mean much of anything- at least not enough for you guys to come after me. I am who I am, and in the future you shouldn't just keep the assumption that I'm some over sexed teen...I actually say A LOT of things that aren't sexual but I don't get attention for that... The men on here are the ones, apparently, with problems. If we are going to have anymore discussions e-mail me, cnissan1989@gmail.com the narrow paragraphs make my eyes hurt.

I've alrady been to college. I don't just go through life being irresponsible. I hold a job even though I don't have to, I have my own apartment and I have been living on my own since last year. I study hard, I go to school, I go to work. I make responsible choices in my life so I end up where I want to be when I am older. When I go through a change I come out better and smarter. I am not your typical 18 year old because my entire life I've had to be older than I was. I make sex jokes on here, know why? Because it's funny...because it's a character. Listen I can sit and talk about a jerk off joke turn around and have a serious issue on worldly affairs or just sit and listen to someone or give them solid advice. I have been through more than the typical 18 year old. With three rapes and two of them resulting in pregnancies where I had to abort them, one when I was 12 years old. I don't do summer romance bullshit, I find someone I am comfortable with and I listen and learn and have fun and make sacrifices that always make me a better person. You guys do this all the time on here, where I make jokes and you guys make jokes but because I'm an 18 year old girl I get judged twice as hard. I am an intelligent person who is more than happy to show you. You're comment came out rude and at first while it sounded like you came to the conclusion that the guy was a dick head you then went and said hurtful things. This guy who's had THREE MARRIAGES and one of them was on TELEVISION for the entire world to see didn't even last and he is going aorund giving advice. I have had 3 serious relationships in my life one that lasted four years where he ended up being my 2nd and 3rd rapist. I have never disrespected my body by having random hooks up. I am in college currently and of course there are men and an occasional woman who hits on me...but you have no idea how much of a loyal person I am. I tell them I have a boyfriend and I don't lead them on. I am a very good girl and of course, i'm young, i'll change I can't say that I won't. I have however, been in a lot of shit my entire life to know that the only way I can change is to like myself better, and appreciate who I am. I hope you are one more person on this website who can read all this and take what I say on the commenting board with very little seriousness as possible. I am a completely different person than that. I love jokes and music, i love working on cars and being outside and photography and dancing...I don't lay in bed masturbating all day. Anyways I will stop the long incoherent rant also, and maybe you can now know a little more about me so you don't generalize me with stupid 18 year old girls who are just dying over the cutest jeans over yonder at the Ambercrombie :)

You didn't cause that much trouble, other than hurting my feelings. I figure you of most people with some intelligence wouldn't hurt my feelings by making assumptions about someone you only know online, through a website, through comments. You don't know who the hell I am or what I have ever been like in a relationship. You make general assumptions and you figure I'm immature b.c I talk about sex, yet that doesn't really apply to you though, does it? You hurt my feelings because instead of saying something like it's not your business what they do you went and tried to give him more advice about something you know nothing of. I have ALWAYS been sweet and kind to you, and you than go and hurt my feelings. I hope you know you were part of the shit that made me cry.

you may be interested in knowing that for some reason all private messages on my page have become spontaneously public, and the system is not allowing me to delete them.

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My MBP is totally kinky. It gets all hot and starts breathing so hard, makes all sorts of noises, punishes me when I let the battery get too low, burns me when its pissed....

But its not nearly as kinky as me.....

:-D

Ha ha, Munch Munch Munch God I love that word, but S + M ≠ S.M.

Im okay, my burns are eh....boo.

Otherwise I look perfect!

Well its not *that* hard to figure out, after all your login name is Munch420s, not rocket science, but I like it vague!

Other then the fact it hurts like a bitch, it kinda looks like a whip mark, a really bad one, from a lashing......I'm sure it will get better, there are two spots its really bad but Im going to see the doc tomorrow.

:-)

Munch munch munch! Sorry I love your screen name it reminds me of so many things!

@Munch: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
lol

@Munch: I can never love a man with an icon LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry to deceive you, to lead you into my twisted web of cheap thrills and rummage for older men.

@Munch: maaayyybee :D